Not my cuppa—dammit.I read [b:The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty|26582|The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (Sleeping Beauty, #1)|A.N. Roquelaure|http://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net/books/1346954268s/26582.jpg|1049526] and the rest of Anne Rice's yummy sekret erotica when I was 14.That's about the last time I was all that titillated by BDSM to any degree, and mostly because it had naked boys in it.This is nicely-written, but unfocused. And inefficient. And then BDSM-y.That it took me 2/3 of this to become bored is to its credit.Some gay dudes wish they were straight; they haz reasons.I wish I was a woman. Because then I could Gobble All The Cocks from cradle to grave.I also wish I were into BDSM.A woman. Into BDSM. In the age of Fifty Shades of Weak Sauce?*slutty shiver of speculation*Magnificent.