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Like Coffee and Doughnuts (Dino Martini Mysteries, #1) - Elle Parker Agreeable comfort food for the Florida Noir romantic.Well-crafted—if a little mild-mannered, this one is worth a few hours in a cozy chair with your beverage of choice.I found Martini "AYO DINOOOOO" to be a charming narrator, and the slight fetishism for daily routine helped establish his Rat-Pack era dork cred. Seth, as foil, was an excellent choice—kinetic, tactile, flirty, and way ahead of Dino in the smell-the-coffee-you're-totes-gay-for-cock metric.The mystery is a pale shadow of a thing, but I think it's just fine, really. This is the kind of cozy, palm-frond-infested, potboiler slow-cooker of a mystery Jessica Fletcher would read in bed after a full day's elderly sleuthing on Murder, She Wrote.Nicely done.